Backgarden Bandit!!

A handsome but evil tabby was apprehended on the neighbours' shed today and was arrested for alleged stalking.
The alarm was raised by 18 sparrows whose calls of distress were heard by yours truly.
Despite being able to temporarily getting Mr. T. Cat to move on, he persisted in returning to the cold and snowy roof, seemingly fascinated by the teepee activities that were taking place. While Mr. Cat (4) did not actually approach any birds or attempt to communicate with them in any way, sparrow spokesman, John Twitter, believes it is only a matter of time. "Maurading wild beasts must not be allowed to perambulate at will; they should be rounded up and sent to Siberia." He added that the sparrow community is in now all of a flutter and concerned for the safety of their children.